Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I'm in the market for a new home heating solution ... My house is [a listed building] ... Home is not in London

Disappointed you haven’t gone for a Wilkinet, nothing says “surrendered dad” like burnt orange jumbo cord.

https://www.nct.org.uk/sites/default/files/related_documents/Wilkinet%20Instructions.pdf

That’s me isn’t it? Zing! To be expected given how much I was enjoying some of the early entries here I suppose.

Didn’t think it was in any way braggy but fair play I guess, given that considering an extension is classic golf club chat.

It wasn’t very recent so i hope you didn’t have to search back through too many of my posts to find something suitable.

I've got Campag on one of my other Serotta

I predict in a few weeks people will actually be fishing to be included in this thread as a show of status.

Post 52.

I just went to some of the threads where I had a high confidence there would be suitable gems.

I could've quoted myself many more times - seems I speak almost entirely golf club chat

Is this like reclaiming the N word now?

Yo bruv, ‘Loins one of my golf fam, ya get me

Rich pickings in any home/house related thread.

I actually searched for a half remembered cigar thread as evidence of the day this forum sold its soul to the man. Turns out it was 10 years ago and after reading two pages I wanted to get into cigars.

Fucking hell, DJ bringing back strong feelings of the time Richard Madely did Ali G.

Link?

Trudeau in blackface

All the rest look like airport souvenir stand fodder.

@Soul find one of my Leica quotes and post here xo

I should be the prime demographic! I carry a Leica in this every fucking day. Why don't people want my money?

I was in Utrecht yesterday and today, and last week I was in Brussels and then Amsterdam, Schipol each time. I'm taking a scooter next visit.

This thread is a shrine to me. Gather here to worship my utterances.

Maybe I should take up golf?

You've already got the car for it...

I haven’t got a Jaguar, maybe I should buy one.

Or a Lexus.

Maybe I should take up golf?

A black hole would appear and we'd all be sucked in

If you did, would you go for vintage clubs, new clubs, or bespoke clubs?

And the balls?

But more importantly, what would you wear?
Would you go retro? homage?

If I were playing golf, I'd like to think it would be trousers like those that would keep me in the game.

Goolging "horrendous golf outfit" (unsurprisingly) leads to a rich seam of content.