Epic fail

Urgh, today is my early day in work, generally the earliest I have to get up all month, I've somehow managed to arrive about 45 minutes early. Probably the first time in my life (excluding sex obviously) I've managed such a thing by a few minutes, let alone this many.

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This guy's entire twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/Stuartyoung001

What a total failure as a human being.

I didn't realise your comment was 4 years old, clicked on the link and it looks like nothing has changed.

‘My darling sweet, what say you that we procure and devour a child for our elevenses; perhaps in a delightful ragout?’

haha that's amazing. struggling to find it sans the tweet noise around it tho.

Jesus Christ. That guy is a tedium-spout of the highest order isn’t he? Just tweet after tweet of..... nothing.

tedium-spout

That's what I call my penis.

Weird, same here!

I should think of a name for mine as well, really.

Leviathan?

Alex's D.

WTF

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https://inews.co.uk/news/health/british-man-permanent-erection-injection-viagra-priapism/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nishare

One of the worst decisions of his life. What other bad decisions has he made that are on a par with that?!

To do that kind of thing whilst being called Danny ‘Polaris’?

'Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.'

Wow!

Think I'd be more worried about this procedure.

' They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic.'

The next line was worse

They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic.

Jinx!

I stopped reading at that point.
I did enjoy the part when he just put a wine chiller around it and went to Pride. Legend!

I liked the bit that it happened when he pulled someone in a club and brought them home for chemsex, and now he's worried it'll affect his relationship with his partner.

It kind of sounds like they just fancied doing that, rather than it being a recognised procedure.

In no way did we have particular ethnic groups in mind when we focused just on chicken rather than fast food in general. Nope.

yikes

The guy even looks like Epstein.

Meanwhile...

https://twitter.com/i/videos/1163488661335367680?embed_source=facebook

Yikes

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