Jokes / Joke du jour!

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MrSweary

Dad joke of the week.

Dad: What is wide at the bottom, narrow at the top and has ears?
Bored Child: Dunno..
Dad: A mountain.
Child: But mountains don't have ears!
Dad: Yes they do, mountaineers!

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rodan in reply to @MrSweary

I just tried that with my 6 year old.
“Huh?”
“A mountaineer is someone who climbs mountains. That’s the joke.”
“Oh.”

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MrSweary in reply to @rodan

Yeah - it didn't work on my 5yo until we explained it. She now tells it (slightly wrong) to everyone she meets. It was adorable the first 50 times.

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