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When you back, sailor boi?

Wednesday!

Le grove?

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/aug/05/surge-in-eu-citizens-unfairly-refused-access-to-universal-credit

Surge in EU nationals being denied benefits now that all have moved into universal credit.

The dwp is notoriously awful to deal with for everyone as is (depending on location it seems...the Belfast one is more relaxed) but more broken promises that all would stay the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz2iaxrkGF4

Rumours of local authorities in Russia asking the local population to take iodine pills against radiation poisoning after that rocket exploded. It's not suspected that a nuclear warhead has exploded, but rather that the radiation comes from the rocket's fuel source.
Russians are trying to develop rockets propelled by small nuclear reactors, capable of killing people pretty much anywhere on the planet it seems. At least according to this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLWbaEzF9UA

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/09/church-warden-benjamin-field-guilty-of-murdering-university-lecturer-in-plot-over-will

A church warden has been found guilty of murdering a university lecturer but acquitted, along with a magician, of plotting to kill a retired headmistress.

Tom Sharpe plots leaking into reality

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

Hmmmmm 🤔

Suicide you say?

Quelle surprise!

Immediately followed by black ops raids of all his residences/places of business...

How convenient. I’m mindblown.

We are living through a House of Cards episode.

Ah, fuck!
Not that his life is precious to me, but I am thinking about all the women who'll never really get closure now.

You fuck with the lizards, it only ends one way...

Suicide? Chinny reckon

NY Post has photos of his remains being stretchered out. You don't usually see those sort of photos, there are strict protocols about press I'd have thought.

*Takes sunglasses off.

Unless they want the evidence out there.

Should have a pensive Jimmy Hill pic surely

At least the internet can finally agree on something.

Where are you guys getting these things from?

https://twitter.com/search?q=epstein%20nose&src=typed_query&f=live

Epstein case is now being cleaned up.

"But US media report that, despite the apparent warning signs, the financier was not on suicide watch at the time of his death."

How... convenient. Maybe he was genuinely suicidal so looking the other way was sufficient.

Investigation, hand wringing, nobody bar a few low pay graders get done.

https://twitter.com/CZEdwards/status/1160297568837832704?s=20 is an interesting twitter thread on this.

Also, always remember that a conspiracy that involves more than 7 people will almost always come out, and the more people involved, the faster it does so.

given the fact that this piece of shit tried to top himself not so long ago, surely the most occamy razor is that this time he succeeded because he was allowed to do so?

Jesus Twitter/people are mental. We’re watching a likely real conspiracy play out before us, but is that enough? Of course not! Epstein isn’t dead at all... because his fucking ear is different! 🤦🏻‍♂️

It looks like the exact same ear but swollen as does his nose. Ugh. People.

Edit - I’m aware I’m probably just as bad for thinking there’s a conspiracy at all. Ugh. Me.