Football

andy carroll back to newcastle on a one year deal! Currently recovering from ankle surgery.
Jesus wept.

How much more did he get out of Inter for Lukaku?

brighton brought in Dan ashworth so I see them as a club with a clear vision and strategy. three clubs to go down will be the ones that shoot themselves in the foot. Take your pick

Newcastle, Sheffield Utd and Palace if they lose Zaha today.

Relegation: -

Sheff Utd
Burnley
Norwich

Dan ashworth

Flashbacks to years ago.
"DAN ASHWORTH"
#cockmuffbumhole

From 54 to 70.
I think.
16.

1 City
2 Liverpool
3 Spurs
4 Arsenal
14 Burnley
Down - Sheffield, Brighton, Norwich

See Damo, SEE! Everyone thinks Sheffield are going down.

rumours of Danny Rose to Watford. one year loan with an option to buy WTF?!?!

Dan ashworth

Was genuinely (temporarily) confused by the Nathan Barley reference.

odd about Rose. Really odd. who has he fallen out with?

Bid rejected, according to Sky

so liverpool saving all their transfer business till the last 30mins then

Twitter abuzz with him being at Watford’s training ground.
Personally think it would be madness to let him go.

Hang on.
Hang on.
Being the fucking sharpest knife in the drawer. I DID NOT REMEMBER CHED EVANS.

They can fucking go down.
Fuck me.
I apologise. If I'd have remembered that prick was welcomed back there...

Next transfer window is their transfer window innit?

or saving up for #mbappe2020

we've paid agents far too much over the last few seasons too

Iwobi. £40m. U wot m9?

worncleat will be raising a glass to danny drinkwater tonight

As a Spurs fan (used to modest levels of transfer excitement in recent seasons) I'm giving it an 8/10 window - ridiculously (IMO) no-one snagged Toby on the cheap and we've signed a highly promising (and somewhat established) young English player (without the young English 75% premium as per Wan-Bissaka) a very strong CL performer who, based on others with similar profile/performances and given age seems a good (or at worst) safe investment which could prove excellent value and Lo Celso (who actually I know little about as a player and in terms of the deal). Yes a right back and striker would have been nice and made it full marks

worncleat will be raising a glass to danny drinkwater tonight

Chelsea legend

Only at Burnley until January though. After he's proven himself here he'll be ready to get back into the first team at Chelsea for the run-in

First time for everything.