I hate

I got woken up by some scroat riding about on something devoid of any sort of silencer.
Did 2 laps of the roundabout you can see from my bedroom window and tore off down the road to another roundabout, then came back. Repeated this for 20mins.

I don't necessarily object to loud pipes (legally loud or borderline), but this was offensive to the extreme, plus it's a residential area and 3am.
I don't wish harm but it'd be nice if his engine detonated unexpectedly.

What is needed is a small missile that is acoustically targeted - literally it seeks the loudest noise and seeks to collide with it, possibly with a payload of glue and glitter to immobilise whatever the noisy thing is.

Small one of these, less explosive, more sticky pink sparkles:

Yeah or just fewer cunts. If people could somehow find it in themselves not to be a complete cunt, that would really be something special.

Brexit, global warming, trump: It would sort all that shit right out.

It’s been getting worse and worse here near my parents’ house. They (hatchbacks and motos) congregate at the pub carpark a stone’s throw away, and proceed to test their engines and race and whatnot.

A year or two ago it was once a week maybe, and one person would do laps in their ‘super’ car. Recently it’s hours on end and a few days ago 3 or 4 in the morning similar to you, apparently they were taking it in turns to do donuts.

It’s hot, but I gotta sleep with the window shut to reduce the noise.

One of the neighbours is guilty as anyone. They live up the fancy houses, quietly rev to the end of their road, then rag it as soon as they get near ours.

I really, really hate to be inconvenienced in any way.

Can you buy a stinger?

Hmm?

I live at the bottom of muswell/ ally pally, this is a constant pain as cunts race up the two roads. I wonder if you can petition for speed bumps or soemthign

This was an idea I suggested to the parents to consider, a few days ago, but typical grunts of acknowledgement without further action.

If people could somehow find it in themselves not to be a complete cunt

Have you met people? Cunts!

For a moment I thought he meant the anti-aircraft missile, as sold to the Taleban to shoot down Soviet helicopters, back when they were our mates. Then I remembered the thing cops throw across the road to bring joy riders to a quick stop.

I was hoping it was something other than road spikes, alas

Potholes, just loosen the tarmac

Being stung upwards of 40 dollars for two vodak and tonix.

Thanks Obama!

Golf club thread >>>>>>>>>>

I did fail to mention I'm in jayefffknkay air harbour.

Arseholes factory.

Go to bed dj. It's nearly 4 in the morning.

We’re they both for you? That’s about the same price as a pass to the business club lounge where drinks are free.

What is needed is a small missile that is acoustically targeted - literally it seeks the loudest noise and seeks to collide with it, possibly with a payload of glue and glitter to immobilise whatever the noisy thing is.

The only flaw in this plan is that the missile would head straight for my downstairs neighbours, an old, slightly deaf couple who breed birds on the communal stairs.

They'd never hear it coming.....

too soon for ‘chapeau’?

(again)

loud pipes

Maybe manufacturers should be banned from making non-silenced exhausts except for shorty underslung exhausts that sit directly under the rider’s ears.

On trend with the topic and thread, I hate people touting the phrase “loud exhausts save lives”. A bit of a rev is a practical way of alerting drivers, and ideally with a reasonable exhaust. But you know the reality is every one of these cunts that rolls out that saying is just a dickhead with the baffle removed.

Toilets with sensor flushes, specifically the toilet with a sensor flush in my office that goes off as soon as I walk into the room. Meaning I then have to wait around after my piss to wait for the water to refill, or wash my hands before flushing and run the risk that my colleagues think I'm an animal who hasn't washed their hands as the flush has gone off and I've immediately walked out again.

The really light Cannondale SI headset bungs.

I've just stripped yet another top cap trying to tighten a rattle, because the cap has all the structural integrity of wet cardboard

A friend of mine has just had a louder exhaust fitted to his Harley under the pretense of making it safer. I did raise an eyebrow when he told me. Surely the original would have been loud enough?

I'm afraid that riding a Harley when you're not a) an Hells Angel or b) Hunter S Thompson is not really on.

I think some of the sportier models are alright. But there is definitely an age limit of 38.

@Stonehedge - suggest bike training and hi-viz.