Pro-cycling thread

I need a fully immersive Zwift room
I need a peloton spin bike

But no fans though. Ride your ass off indoors. But without a fan. Or any sweat towels.

Also the Peloton lady goes and leaves a session mid-way to chase her kid about. Last time I did any indoor training on a turbo I could barely walk after.

Is spin fake exercise?

Good lord, how I hate that Peloton advert. They couldn't make me hate their product more.

80k to go. Everyone fooked by Movistar's push.

edit - though Jumbo Visma look good

Trident time yeh?

Probably a pea...

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/1089699762331217920

If your Peloton bike isn’t in a $3million zen garden/home gym is it even a Peloton bike?

Landa hasnt got long to go to do a 'schleck'

The current Peloton advert is not as bad as the one with the blonde woman who used the word saddle as a verb.

So what do you say when you're putting a saddle on your horse? Not "I'm saddling my horse"?

Seems pretty apt. To be saddled with a Peloton subscription.

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Have we had "Come in Argentina & feel your nature" yet?

I think it's my favourite ad of the TdF this year. Especially as it appears to have been read by a text to speech program.

Kreuziger’s tour to forget

during ad breaks if you ^ on your tv remote you can see some old episodes of the bill

reg, still showing why he's the epitome of british policing

Kreuziger’s tour to forget

Here is a portrait of Kreuziger I once did when he rode for Tinkoff-Saxo /csb

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#csb

(Jealous)

Re adverts, what about Viking cruises offering luxurious WiFi and local culture?

With no hidden extras and prices in Sterling.

Personally I'd love to be trapped on a boat with a load of old fucking gammons

My parents go on them.

Trust me, the last thing you want is to be stuck on a boat with them.

You chopped a bit off his face

Do you even art!?

Aert

I hope Bardet can pull this one out so SL2 can get their yearly royalty payment from ITV

The Peloton trainer guy reminds me of some kind of serial killer. Like the guy in The Fall.

Home with time to spare.
But fuck me felt the heat on the commute home, like riding through an oven, only relief was cutting through battersea Park..