I hate

Its also the preferred method of Guy Martin so case closed.

Just made my first cuppa of the day.

Fresh water in kettle.
Tea bag held high on spoon.
Milk in last.

It's a corker.

Taken with a fried egg on marmited multiseed toast.

Perfection.

Tea bag - the equivalent to instant coffee, a poor substitute for loose leaf tea.

Shards of oxidised tea leaf do not produce perfection.

If you're drinking 10 cups a day minimum then they're top, you get a decent brew, fancy loose leaf tea in pots is better, but ain't nobody got time for that.

^^^,, just tried the ‘Mashton Method’...with Yorkshire teabag, not bad at all

We really should take this to the tea thread.

≥>>>>>>>>

thank fuck for that.

marmited multiseed toast.

just no

'I Hate' is an anagram of 'Hi Tea'. Just saying.

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We've not even scratched the surface - nobody has even mentioned stirring clockwise vs anticlockwise being dependent on the day length, ambient humidity and which hemisphere your plughole is in yet.

I’m sure that’s covered in the tea thread mentioned twice already

just no

Mmmmmmmmmm

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What about a nice cream cheese topping on the tea? When do we add that?

Having to introduce myself to new employees, and say "something interesting about you"

More accurate would be ‘tastes like tea and biscuits and satan’, for anyone wondering.

I like the taste of satan, but not fake biscuity tea.

You have abnormally long toes.

shots fired

My toes are normal, it's the rest of my feet that are abnormally short.

Christ Almighty.

Tell them you know shit loads about tea.

Tell them you know people who don't know shit about tea.

FTFY