What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

The watch thread?
Fuck no. I have that on ignore.

Look has anyone else here even been to see Elayne and Marty at the Dresden? Well then.

(The Tiroler Hut is probably London's closest approximation).

I don't know what Infernos is.

Tighter trousers mean warmer legs, so trouser cuffs have risen and socks are removed.

Cause and effect.

It’s all terribly discombobulating. Tight trousers with socks. Not tight trousers pulled up high. Snakeskin trousers. I despair.

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Can't say I have but I have seen Antonia from Tirol at Hohenhaus Tenne Schladming which I'd describe as a mix of Tiroler Hut and Infernos so we're getting somewhere to nailing this whole thing down

i think this guy is my friend. my brother.

This guy is my actual brother, he even lives 5 mins from Inferno's, which he regularly attends, but only ironically because he's gay.

Looks like a modern take on Seinfeld

Brilliant! Kramer’s the one on the right, yeah? In the picture above, obvs. This is tha nu-shit! Simply brilliant. They woz hip b4 it woz hot...

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Oi, lay off the Tags.

Not a hipster. Just a normie. Prolly a plumber from Chigwell .

^ A very trendy plumber. Not his work attire, I’d guess.

Just an Essex dad...

Or a model.

it's just such an iconic image isn't it? the clapham man with his tag heuer watch.

standing outside roti joupa or the big sainsburys checking the time

'oop it's nearly 5. waitrose will have marked down the sandwiches by now'

one of the most recognisable stereotypes in the uk

that might have been me it's not a tag it's a seiko. My Roti was nice although I hurt my teeth on the tamarind sweet thing and I'm off for a pint at the marquis.

up there with
"is it worth staying late at work to grab discounted sushi from itsu?"

Just gonna run in to Little Waitrose to get something to munch on whilst we watch the Rugby in The Alexandra

"munch on"

:( :( :(

no

I fear this is all a portrayal of City-Boy Cla’am types. The South London hipster set are all in Peckham, at Peckham Levels. Or The Bussey Building. Or The Nines.

Oooh, that's me then. I like Peckham levels.

And I've got a beard.

this is all a portrayal of City-Boy Cla’am types

Literally Simon Gerrans

Peckham Levels has just always been full of middle class kids running around when I've been there. Completely ruins the ambience and my enjoyment of a refreshing pint of Old Blue Last