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Why doesn’t he just go the whole hog and join the tories? He joined Labour as a career politician, fell out with his local party when he refused to be anything other than a Blairite, bunked off to the splitters, realised that after two months he might actually have fucked up, and is now in bed with the fence sitters. No wonder people are fucked off with politics. Resign and have a by-election, you useless piece of careerist shit.
Umunna: "I also think I vastly underestimated the importance of having an infrastructure and existing relationships with voters,". Google translate: "Apparently the sun doesn't shine out of my arse and now I need a cuddle".