Crap 'Buzzwords'

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chez_jay

Sort of buzzwords. Deserves to be ridiculed in any case.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/make-it-rain-cloud-consultant-platform-architect-at-mongoose-gray-622156586/

We’ve got laptops and a Starbucks next door We’re a global technology consulting firm, growing rapidly. We can’t remember what sleep is like It’s a fast-paced environment that’s challenging but rewarding. Our boss is one of the guys except he can fire you We’ve got a startup-style flat hierarchy Lose the ’tude so need someone who’s low on ego and high on can-do...

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christianSpaceman in reply to @chez_jay

Pretty bad.

It seems to be the work of the recruitment consultant, they're all like that:

Why this Operational Excellence Business Analyst role is like reading the Bible.

…the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind swept over the face of the waters. God said, ‘It’s too windy and I can’t see what I’m doing.’ So he said, ‘Let there be light,’ and there was light. And God said, ‘Let there be a dome in the midst of the waters.’ And guys came with clipboards and said, ‘You can’t put that dome there.’ And God said, ‘I filed the paperwork,’ and the guys said, ‘We didn’t get it,’ and God realised he needed some help and he hadn’t even invented Excel yet.

https://www.linkedin.com/company/mongoose-gray-technology/jobs/

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