• Happened to me the other week. Turned out they’d just left it in a neighbour’s doorway. Signed and handed over, my arse.

    Any news on yours?

  • Not yet - the driver has been back to see me a couple of times, and he's knocked on a few doors up and down the road. He reckons it was a red door with a porch, and the man was old and couldn't walk very well.

    My road is about a quarter of a mile long with loads of old terraced houses. I think the parcel is gone forever.

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