Shit fixie skidders say...

Whatever becomes readily available after a 20 page discussion and custom build and never used thread.

Where did the L in splayd come from?

I'm sure if I say Sporkife to someone they're more likely to guess what it is

Sporkife?

Parklife.

long neck master race, no bean juice on the knuckles when you reach in the tin

/pharrr

fuck all y'all ultralight weirdos

You guys need to WISE UP to the lightweighting. Single skin 1k 2x2 with closed cell foam core Spork or gtfo.

Splinters would make for great seasoning.

I see you also have fine tastes in camping cutlery, sir

so, what should I buy?

Toaks Long-handled titanium spoon with polished bowl

best piece of camping cutlery I've ever set eyes on!

With modern day eating whilst watching TV, plate in one hand and fork, no wait spoon, no fork in the other I felt I should check out sporks. There's three here. The one on the left is a Robert Welch combination of spoon and fork. I have provided a close up pic of the Ethos one in the centre to show the serrated left edge. The one on the right is a lightweight hard wearing plastic one, made by a Swedish company called Wildo. I was specifically looking for a cutting edge, but I have found that cutting is good either way because cutting with a serrated edge requires the food to be held still whilst cutting which renders the whole spork thing a bit pointless unless you use a left digit or use an additional fork. This could of course change out in the wilds/backwoods where I think the Wildo spork could come into it's own. The Wildo would also work best for soup, so I think for your bike-packing could be best supported by this one.

The Ethos spork is the one I expected to be the most useful, but is actually the least useful one for me.

The beautifully balanced and smooth Robert Welch spork is a pleasure to use when eating foods like a nice pasta or rice dish. It also cuts fairly well by just pressing the side through something like a sausage with no problem, thus not needing a serrated edge. This is the winner for "lazy home TV viewing / pie noshing".

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you need to get out more

I feel like the channel in the one on the right would leave you with bean juice down your sleeve.

It's no wonder people turn up at coffee shops randomly attacking geeks with piercings and tattoos

I'm never in a coffee shop, good job.

Love it. Read all that in the voice of Patrick Bateman

The final comment on that (now locked) thread is amazing. So bleak :-)

Michael the bike won't sell. Your debts will continue to accrue. Your rent will be inescapable

You know he is back with a new thread?

And I trust everyone is behaving themselves this time?

Bit harsh to chase him over to a new thread. He's started it to keep it clean and sell his bike. The first one was funny. Giving him more shit on a different thread is just bullying IMO

I was a good boy.

Yeah fair play

Did the film ever get made ?

Did the film ever get made ?

I really couldn't believe how well the fixed version balanced compliance and comfort with precision handling and snappy performance.

Textbook. Pure gold