Epic WTF

Art

Thank You

I completely missed the squishing, too focused on the cock as always I guess.

Thankfully the thread hasn’t descended into oueful puns.

Beaten me to it.

People are getting rather whipped up about it.

These are likely to fry my brain. Or scramble it I suppose.

I'll just sit back and poach the best ones for reusing.

Just needs @Oliver Schick to make some comment about cum in the ei.

gekochtes ei?

Sadly I giggled at that.

Eric video still up here for those with morbid curiosity: https://twitter.com/AwayDayBible/status/1121063204040388608

It's an egg.

Mea pulpa

Now I see it.

And again.

And eggain.

I saw it briefly - just a quick glans

I tried that last night. The hardest part was getting hold of quail’s eggs in Croydon at 10pm.

These puns will really seperate the albuboys from the albumen.

I must show this thread to my wife.

Shell be white impressed with all the funny yolks.

Shell be white impressed with all the runny yolks.

Cracking stuff

Vitellus what she thinks. Omletting my wife know to steer clear as I know she’ll be discustard.

and if she is vegan you may get flax ?

The video is a baking tutorial: it demonstrates an egg as raising a gent.

Get oeufer it you lot. D'yer ken what I mean?

Damn eggheads all of you...