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It was Eric Cantona's face. The camera panned down to the tablet that he was holding. On the screen was the lower torso and legs of a man with shaved pubic hair, no obvious genitalia and a satsuma balanced on his belly button. The man opened his thighs a fraction and his intensely erect penis trèbuchet-ed up and over with elastic force, squashing and exploding the satsuma. The camera then panned back up to Cantona's expressionless face. Fin.