I hate

I imagine this is going to send you over the edge then

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Their mere existence, fucking pointless headless chicken of a thing that's shittyfying the good name of the trusty labrador. They're thick a pig shit and in my experience have a 100% record of being owned by total arseholes, which as they say owners resemble their dogs, makes total sense.

EDIT for above post, I would suddenly be all for self driving Prius's if it would suddenly turn on and run both those fuckers over, reversing back over them to made sure the jobs done right.

All dogs are thick as pig shit.

admittedly the bar is low, but labradoodles get under it with ease.

fucking pointless

Almost all pets are pointless. Surely having an allergy free version of a lab makes as much sense as having a regular lab.

Also my uber joke was kinda serious. I have never, ever met a real person who drives a Prius that wasn't a taxi driver of some sorts.

I know this is the I hate thread, but I'm really struggling here.

The fuck they are.

Labradoodles are pretty smart, we look after one quite a lot... Makes the in-laws' German shepherd look dumb as fuck... They don't shed hair so perfect for people with allergies and their intelligence makes them the preferred breed as companion dogs for people with disabilities...

They're also pretty cute, meet Teddy...

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We are looking after one for a fortnight. He's not thick. We look after loads of dogs and on the caninebrainometer he is very near the top. Believe me when I say that from a carer rather than an owner's perspective there are loads of ways a dog can be an everyday pain in the arse. His only shortcoming is a habit of wandering out of sight on a walk - but never for more than a couple of mins. He scores pretty highly on the cuteometer too when he lies on his back and rolls a tennis ball around between his paws.
As for labradors, avoid chocolate ones. They are like Springer spaniels crossed with a rugby league fly-half and fed on a diet of Skittles and Monster. And all retrievers are thick and hairy paranoid nervous wrecks.

As for labradors, avoid chocolate ones. They are like Springer spaniels crossed with a rugby league fly-half and fed on a diet of Skittles and Monster. And all retrievers are thick and hairy paranoid nervous wrecks.

I know a chocolate lab, who is about the biggest sloth known to mankind. He's not fat or something, just content with not giving a fuck.
Also he is scared by his own farts, which is hilarious, until you smell them.

Haha!

You’ll never see a chocolate lab guide dog. They can’t do it because they’re too daft.

Sounds like dog racism but it’s true.

The problem with chocolate labs is the vanity of their owners, just like blue staffords. The gene for the colour is recessive so you need two parents that are chocolate - smaller gene pool, health issues, overweight dogs, shorter life spans...

But then people’s vanity and stupidity means they buy brachycephalic dogs like pugs and bulldogs, with muzzles so short that they can’t breathe properly, can’t sleep, live a painful life and die young.

Oh god, the squishy faced dogs as pets discussion did not go well over in Bastard Neighbours...

It rarely does

Also my uber joke was kinda serious. I have never, ever met a real person who drives a Prius that wasn't a taxi driver of some sorts.

My mother in law has one. It's her second. She got the first one way back before Uber, when she was living in Sheffield.

Fair bones to her, hybrid before it was cool.

Edit: she is not a taxi driver of any sort.

Edit: she is also not a cunt.

My last company car ( about 5 years ago) was a prius.

Edit: also not a taxi driver
Edit: probably a cunt though. :D

The fucking stickers all over the back of vans and even some smaller vehicles these days. "Cyclists beware of overtaking this vehicle on the inside", "Cyclists caution, vehicle may turn left", or worst of all "Cyclists stay back".

Get. FUCKED.

I would like to see one that says "Cyclists: I may try to kill you through inattention or malice. Worth bearing in mind."

Someone should make these, I wonder how long they'd go unnoticed on the back of vans

this was a hot topic about 5 years ago.

Oh I'm sorry the timing of my annoyances doesn't suit.

ok cool!

Get some of these, for either your own vehicle or stickerbombing others (not condoning, blah blah) -

https://shop.road.cc/product/stay-awesome-sticker

Here you go
https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/250687

Stickers IDGAF about, but I really hate the ex-military-now-working-as-a-facilities-manager “THIS VEHICLE IS TURNING LEFT” announcements.

Also: Everything.