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Sam Smith's?

I find the concept that he went undercover quite amusing, I wonder what his disguise was :)

John Snows is a Sam Smith's, easy mistake to make.

Lol, good luck enforcing that

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-talented-bar-owner-in-the-uk-has-built-a-faraday-cage-to-stop-customers-using-their-phones

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sexual-harassment-russia-perfume-fragrance-nimere-nikolay-eremin-a8836461.html

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Relax everyone, Yuris on it

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/23/uri-geller-calls-on-britons-to-help-telepathically-stop-brexit

John Snow was the pub in Soho that kicked out two blokes for having a snog a few years back. The brewer being as reactionary a fucknut as the landlord is no surprise.

He is a twat. After the Yorkshire floods washed away a bridge next to his brewery he refused permission to build a temporary footbridge to relink on his land.

https://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2016/01/12/Samuel-Smith-criticised-following-Tadcaster-Bridge-collapse

Man who egged Jeremy Corbyn pleads guilty to "assault by beating". Brilliant.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/25/brexit-supporter-egged-jeremy-corbyn-labour-admits-assault-charge

Why did he egg a fellow brexiter?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/motorsport/47696809

Reminds me of Road Rash on the Megadrive...

That was a great game!

Anyone claiming that Britain has a declining manufacturing industry has obviously not been following all the R&D that has been going into improving even more the world-beating Great British Cock-Up.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/25/british-airways-flight-dusseldorf-lands-edinburgh--mistake

Oh no, wait, they're giving the credit to the Germans. :)

Perhaps the Germans were unsure why anyone would want to go to Düsseldorf.

Or maybe they seemed to recall the cathedral was on the other side of the square?

Very Derren Nesbitt.

Something going on here

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/mar/26/jussie-smollett-charges-dropped-latest-news-maga-attack-lies-accusations-empire-actor

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/mar/26/outrageous-and-disgusting-segregated-playground-sparks-fury

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47709673

Communal gardens in new Devs are a fucking dumb idea - this is how they'll get killed off.

Scientists find genetic mutation that makes woman feel no pain

I need this for Brexit

Scientists find genetic mutation that makes woman feel no pain

I need this for Brexit

I think Teresa May has it

I think Teresa May has it

I thought she just showed an aypically strong repsonse
to the standard Tory vaccination against empathy?