I hate

I call the remote control my 'TV gun'. pew-pew

You mean the clicker?

Tasks can have one of five states

I genuinely can't stop laughing at this. Partly because I have just been arguing about whether Tasks' 5th 'state' is actually a property, rather than a finite state.

But that's somewhat justified in a functional specification for a big, expensive workflow system that will take a year to deliver.

This is a to-do list on paper.

The phrase 'get in the sea'

Is that better or worse than 'capture'? How about 'glass'?

I remember a friend's Betamax having a remote control that worked via ultrasound. It was all proper voodoo magic in, umm, 1985 or so.

Once you've Migrated open Tasks, check your Future Log. See if any Tasks or Events listed there have become current. If so, Migrate those entries from your Future Log into your new Monthly Log.

There is so much here.

Perhaps it could even 'scale' to 'collaboration'?

When you have Committed your Tasks to your local Repository [notebook], Push them to your Enterprise Repository [write them in your boss' notebook too]. Think you need to make changes? Create a Feature Branch! But don't forget to Merge regularly, and Resolve any Conflicts! Use Tags [Post-It notes?]. Stash Commits on the Back of Your Hand with a Pen.

Because it's such an obvious affectation every time you read/hear it.

In English you say take. In the same way you say make in other languages.

gun reference
canon cameras

do you even bodhisattva

or even transliterate to denote positive associations with product viz principle/authoritative standard etc

How about 'glass'?

I will now always describe anyone I'm taking a photo of as glassing.

my work ethic

probs need some life hacks

You mean the clicker?

The bonger?

Now that’s just silly.

.

You mean the clicker?

The bonger?

Ah, the dobber.

The cunter.

The doofer, surely

I call it a dibbler. For real

this worse than a pun thread.

My ex used to call it the zapper. My wife calls it the channeler. Mind you, she’s a forren.

+1 for doofer

Maybe we need a list to sort this out

What am I meant to call photoshoots now?

Phototakes?

If you're a photographer who takes photos at photoshoots, you call them photoshoots.

If you're posting comments after online articles from your mbp in a coffee shop describing what camera you "shoot" with, you can >>>>>>>>>>>>>

My dad always called it the doobrie. Which, probably on account of his think Scottish accent was spelled doubris. As in Anna Soubris.

I hate cats shitting in the garden where my kids play. I actually horked trying to scoop up a particularly runny one earlier. The place is fucking covered in it. They can’t play football or dig in the garden or anything without me having to constantly stop then to remove piles of shit I’m various states of decay. Dog owners have to clean up their pet’s gross shit, and we all now agree that leaving canine faeces In a public space is antisocial and gross; so home come it’s fine for all of neighbour’s cats to come and use my private outdoor as a fucking toilet? How is that ok?