Epic fail

we can't even say with complete assurance that they're programmed not to hit people.

Agreed, the cars that will become commonplace on our roads don't exist yet. I'm optimistic though that the technology will eventually remove erratic and aggressive human behaviour from lethal heavy vehicles, which make our environment less habitable for normal people, i.e those not travelling in a protective metal box.

Let's be honest, there's no way a company will make that call. It'll be in an option menu when you set the car up:

• do you want to engage utilitarian mode? Opt in/out
  
• do you want to engage selfish cunt mode? Opt in /out
  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfIdNV22LQM

was wondering when somebody was going to bring that up

The DUPs new slogan is "Strength to Deliver"

StD. Hm....no, that cannot be anything else possible... :)

I guess Strength Through Joy was a little too much of a giveaway

Presumably Chris Grayling made this tweet, because it's a picture of Bath.

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Tone deaf in so many ways

Speaking of the passing of the great man, this was a question on The Chase, broadcast at 5pm yesterday:

Oof.

Can't help but think he might have gotten a chuckle out of that timing...

fake or removed? Can't see it

She deleted I think.

She was trying to be respectful but was getting a kicking in the replies.

Poor old Nolans.

She must've got a right shoeing

Definitely not epic. However...
This marketing leaves me feeling deflated

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“This needs to be the best photo shoot I’ve ever seen - no pressure”

Epic Win>>>

Unless you're having a wank

Ah no. What a shame! Could have been epic win.

Wario on the other arm.

Two right hands...

getting a kicking in the replies.

Never heard it called that before... 👢

Not on their stories anymore but there’s a slightly different pic in their feed, with comments disabled. So they know they’ve fucked up but are still showing it off!

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Is that a hand on the seatstay holding the bike upright?