Epic WTF

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/11/uk-will-deploy-drone-squadrons-after-brexit-says-defence-secretary-gavin-williamson

That guy has the same pure evil look as John venables.

Some like baths, other prefer showers

#teamshark

Each to their own I suppose.

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That is terrifying. Is it a real baby?!

I think it's an unsettlingly realistic doll.

"pwecious muffins"

Dead eyes. Demon possessed hellspawn if there ever was one.

Creepy but (if you take her at her word) she uses them to help people with dementia... so I guess it's sort of okay

https://www.facebook.com/rebornswithreasons/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_doll

If you're 95, half-blind and have dementia, maybe you don't get the uncanny valley response that we're all feeling

I'll allow it. I don't have Facebook, someone sent me the screenshot so I don't know the context.

"Many collect reborns as they would a non-reborn doll, whilst others purchase them to fill a void of a lost child and may treat reborns as living babies."

Seems a bit odd to me but who am I to judge how people grieve?

Weird as shit but yeah, if your weird hobby leads you to spend your time helping vulnerable old people I'm okay with it

Edit: I am very sure there's an unhealthy element to the whole "reborn" thing though

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Every so often is get a little bunch of emails from a guy to my work address, he sends these weird spam sort of things made in MS paint.

and stories about crashes

as well as stuff from his own life

As well as whole rambling .txt files

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some board games sheet music like paper mat with squares coloured in place on is on and there name off this
item that's starts there and goes there and do this from say make with
communications port a games console with cable to sheet mat like
chess a bit of a different way to write software

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Notes G box card sensors may be brain waves read like it is now is
the same ways except communications port R232 and one type place
small cells like all around head may place in a type of hat a cap
from medical supply's one place Brain wave Hat cap

simulators may be at home or and booths as it is now like or board
games say earth moving instead of 100k pots may be use vision and bar
graph positioning or line gets thicker tall triangle like slow to
fast and print out bar graph lines even dots small large for things

drive a tram or train points score and games drive a train actual
stations say and tram and stop there and go to shops buy things and
amount spend and have left and keep receipts and name of shops on
screen virtual shopping

bike ride virtual select state place and the real scenery like and
roads go through tunnel around a lake on bike its night time or dark
lights on penalties keeps score

motor bike ride peddals on off turning postion brake on off gears
change rpms points score and place location select may be around a
lake the speed signs and pop up alert do this or score minus a lot
of data room for software may be use same scenery around lake or
selected roads and change happenings signs pop ups alert and speed
crossings lights stop go for less MB used road rules vertual

tread mill location distance select and go this very brief words in
spare time write down your story adventure if want to

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I don't get anything for months and months, and then three emails full of 50+ attachments each email

That being said, this wasnt the worst idea

Velcro pockets are pretty smart though, you have to give him that

In all seriousness though, looks like he's suffering from some kind of mental illness?

Sorry, I’ll take you off my email list later.

Feed all that text into a Markov chain thing, churn out a few paragraphs and send it back to him?

Eg. feeding that .txt into this http://projects.haykranen.nl/markov/demo/ gives:

starts thicker tall around a lake on off things lights score minus a lot of data room for score and booths as it is now like it is now like or and pop up alert and go this from say make with communication

Oh yes, absolutely, we get all kind of people with that sort of illness sending stuff to us. I think because I work at a university which specialises in Philosophy and Theology. They think we're part of the illuminati, I had one guy send me links to youtube videos where he outlined in great detail how the Nicolas Cage feature film National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets was actually filled with secret CIA messages about illuminati and him finding out about it was why they took his children away, it was really sad to watch.

Or there was the guy who was convinced that the random letter chain we automatically tweet every day as the daily password to the open Wifi was secret code from the Vatican.
or the woman who got on to campus and ask some students to print out a doc for her, which turned out to be reams and reams of erotica and porn. We looked her up and her G+ was filled with nude photos of her and her twitter timeline started off as inspirational quotes and ended up with random ravings about the FBI watching her and other strange gibberish we couldnt understand.

Also had a guy saying he was going to kill some of the Nuns. He attached a low res clip art of an AK-47 to let us know how serious he was.

@dancing james #bringbackrep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgoxQCf5Jg

he's right about Nicolas Cage. I've made the spider chart of CIA links on my wall.

I (used to) get similar emails from free energy nutjobs who must've scraped my email somewhere:

Energy, Energy and still Energy! – Newsletter for Physics

– Part II –

This newsletter is only a follow up with more information about energy
and how a form of it can or cannot be converted in other forms.

A simple experiment easy to be replicated in the kitchen exemplifies
the conversion of thermal energy in electric energy. Using a simple
can of beer, anyone can observe that a thermodynamic process can
produce a more output in mechanical work if acetone is used as working
fluid instead of water. The amount of mechanical work is dependent on
the amount of liquid transformed into gas and having a fluid with
lower vaporization heat and lower boiling point will allow performing
more work if the same quantity of heat is delivered to the system.

If a freon with even lower vaporization and boiling temperature than
acetone is used as working fluid, the yield is further increased.

[cropped, it's long as shit]

If a chunk from proton mass is converted into energy, the spin of
proton, its magnetic moment and even the charge distribution must
change!

The link to this newsletter:

https://www.pleistoros.com/en/newsletters

Best regards

Dr. chem. Sorin Cezar Cosofret

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The sad part is this:

The money necessary for building such prototype are coming from my
mother pension and from my pocket. The history of science has to
mention with bold characters the fact that an old and ill person (my
mother) having a pension of about 350 Euro/month contributed more to
the science than famous academies, universities and other established
public or private institutions/companies from what we call modern
society.

He's spending his elderly mother's pension building free energy machines :(

also the unsubscribe buttons that are littered throughout don't work

the website's pretty wild, reminiscent of Time Cube:
We are looking for investors to support a new start up company which is going to use the new Tardin technology for electricity production. You can be one of them even your investment is a couple of thousands euro.

I love his inventions. There’s something about the descriptions that’s endearingly optimistic. He’s obviously a very creative chap: It’s perhaps a little sad that one day he might come up with a genuinely fantastic idea and it might never see the light of day. Unless @spotter pilfers it.

Lickey-kicky, the home security dog.

Haha!