• To be fair you get a lot for your money:

    Ingredients: Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alcohol, sea salt, colloidal silver, therapeutic grade oils of: rosemary, juniper and lavender; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs, including but not limited to: black tourmaline, lapis lazuli, ruby, labradorite, bloodstone, aqua aura, black onyx, garnet, pyrite and nuummite; reiki, sound waves, moonlight, love, reiki charged crystals

    Also, I think a 'psychic vampire' is anyone you find draining. And they might get the message if you keep spraying them with water when they approach you.

  • I also liked the directions for use for Everlasting love : "Spray this wonderful spray around your aura and environment to encourage romance to flow into your life. Also helps to reignite love in an existing relationship, and to promote self love." (InB4 fap jokes).

    I imagine someone running after someone spraying them begging them not to go.

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