Reprographics - The repro man blog

For real, please tell me this actually happened. I loved this one Luci.

Absolutely incredible. I laughed harder than your crotch in Newcastle

I laughed harder than your crotch in Newcastle

Forum T shirt right there :)

Yeah, @Cazakstan, it actually happened. There's a few tweaks (we went to the aquarium - she wanked me off in the car on the way there) but all the rest is basically true. She's absolutely mental and I fear the day I meet her again.

Well this has made my Friday and I had a vegan sausage roll earlier so it was a strong morning to beat.

Thank you mate! Hope to get down to London this year and it would be great to meet up again. I wanted to get down earlier but I'm moving house at the moment which is a MASSIVE pain in the arse (No reference to Newcastle shenanigans intended!) so when we're settled I can sort some stuff out!

Wow...just wow.

Hilarious Luci

I can't wait, as soon as you get the house move sorted give me a shout if you want a hand sorting London venue out. I still think LMNH and have a contact there to help make it happen. (also, congratulations if it's a good move).

Thanks @mi7rennie mate!

Thanks @Cazakstan! I’d really appreciate that help. I always get a bit bamboozled when it comes to organising events! House moves are shitty, but new houses are good, especially when buying. Renting sucks, and I bet it’s a shocker down London!

Unbelievable!

brilliant. cheered me up on a shit day at work.
very funny.
your bum alright now love?

Yes love, it’s almost back to normal, love. How about you, love? How’s your bum, love?

Boom! New favourite. Utterly mental story and very well written!

@russmeyer i’ve wanted to write it for years but didn’t know how. This Christmas, my mates from back in the day reminded me and asked why the fuck i’ve not written it yet. My answer was I didn’t know how to.
Well, I finally worked it out. There’s some shift of story, a bit of editing, but as true as any biography can be without being a dull list of facts. Some of weirder things I cut out for continuity, but all told I hope I made it work!

Some of weirder things I cut out

You what, mate?

I know.
Details, mate. Details.
Bigger picture stuff too but..
As they say, it’s complicated.

Amazing.

Slight typo, early on,"isle" instead of "aisle".

What I can't work out is whether I am a bit jealous or not.

That was hilarious. Couldn’t decide whether to cry or wank so did both. Probably shouldn’t have been reading it on the bus but there you go.

Pretty sure its cry wanking that you shouldn't be doing on the bus. Reading is okay.

Cranking

A crywank is never the wrong option.
Works for me every time.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Similar to Sex Panther.