• I was out with some of the other dads from my kids school earlier this week. One of them, Angry Ben, would get on with fucking amazing Dave I reckon.

    He was telling us that they’ve built a secret flat where he works, redacted to protect the innocent, where they can hang out away from prying bosses.

  • A secret flat?? That's a new one! I know at our place, the most recent hidey hole was discovered half way up the racking in the warehouse, disguised as pallets, but turned out to be a little bedroom with a mattress and quilt.
    The bosses went ape shit until they realised it was the night shift manager who'd built it.
    It as swept under the carpet sharpish!

  • Let’s just say he works in a sector which London is well known for, where furniture and building materials are acquired regularly for new productions. This flat has a £4k hardwood floor and is hidden behind an electrical panel.

    He was quite sanguine about it, he knows it’ll get found eventually.

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