Jokes / Joke du jour!

Sunday mornings lol
happy 11th year jokers..

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Sad it's not funny.

Okay grumpy gills

Might do better in the Meme Thread; the bar is pretty low in there right now..

"Where are the Star Wars impersonators you booked?"

"Their people carrier broke down. All I know is they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.

Lol

I asked my North Korean mate what life was like over there.
"I can't complain", he said.

I didn't think wearing orthopaedic shoes would help.
I stand corrected.

Two great jokes, but I’m leaning towards this one being my favourite.

My favourite version is:

"I just got these new orthodontic shoes"
"You mean orthopaedic…"
"Ah, I stand corrected."

That's got soul.

I didn't think wearing orthopaedic shoes would help. But now I've tried them they're not bad actually.

I didn't think these orthodontic shoes would help but

ah shit now I've put my foot in my mouth

I don't think my new orthopedics are working, I wore them to subway and now I have a foot long.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

https://youtu.be/g17DL1YJ730

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9smaZVVBxA

Well, it has its own, brash charm, I suppose.

Bob Einstein is very funny. One of the better episodes in that series.

#teamclement

Bob Einstein isn't a child sex offender though.

I take it back. How dare anyone besmirch the national treasure that is Just A Minute? The bounder.

From the #tooting twitter page earlier today....

Q - Which country has the fastest growing capital city ?
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A - Ireland, cos it keeps on Dublin in size

^ didn't Ali G do that also?