I hate

The recent cult of the christmas jumper

the dustbin-thrown-down-a-metal-staircase edgy music in this workplace.
I can’t concentrate.

Fair.

Sounds great!

When a funny thing is gaining momentum on twitter and some cunt pipes up and breaks the spell

When some cunt on twitter gets one tweet that gets like 5000 likes then references their own 15 seconds of fame with 'well that blew up'

twitter.

Yes, basically

When you change from the circle to the victoria/northern at Kings X there's a big set of stairs and a tunnel, split down the middle with big signs saying STAY LEFT, but there's always a load of absolute fucking meffs pushing their way though the more lightly trafficked WRONG side, what is wrong with them, what is going through their minds, what makes THEM so special, are they better than us? Are we chumps? Do they feel the burn of shame on their backs?

Yeah, the idea of wearing your mum's/dad's old one or one from the charity shop for a laff was ok. The 1000s being spewed out in factories and then chucked shortly after each Xmas is so shit.

People.
In general.

This. THIS SO MUCH.

Actually, I quite like Xmas jumpers.

Like that on Twitter?

These people are in a hurry. Presumably the rest of us are just there for shits and giggles.

Also people who go right up to the edge of the platform in the empty space between the huddles of people where the doors open, then sneak in from the side.

In fact just the tube.

https://christmasjumperday.org/

Why is Christmas jumper day not Christmas Day ffs?!

Hahahaha

Screw you all:

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/139749/?offset=25#comment14541356

Sharing a Spotify account.

I'm at work, happily listening to a nice bit of black metal when bloody Maria Carey interrupts with that shitting Christmas song that you can just as easily hear by going in to any shop any date after October 1st.

Also: kids at Christmas

Sharing a Spotify account.

I'm at work, happily listening to a nice bit of black metal when bloody Maria Carey interrupts with that shitting Christmas song that you can just as easily hear by going in to any shop any date after October 1st.

Why not compromise with a bit of Christopher Lee's 'A Heavy Metal Christmas'?

The spin-class-at-home ad I now get every 5 mins on YouTube:

Rachel in London, you are stronger than you know!

Great job, peloton, you SMASHED it!

Actually, watching it without sound makes it look a bit like a Black Mirror trailer.

People who cross the road while emergency vehicles are approaching.

Bluetooth.

Let's face it "you don't want a lot for Christmas"

Adblock on your computer. Youtube Vanced on your Android. Not sure if there's anything to be done on iPhones...