I hate

well yes, exactly, and frankly why the fuck should i be the one having to compensate for their bastardry?

Everything about my recent experience with them illustrates the fact that the entire organisation is not so much a vehicle recovery service but an elaborate fraud operation that sails just close enough to the wind to avoid further prosecution. and they're very fucking good at it.

My personal feeling is that breakdown recovery is essentially just insurance, which is essentially gambling and therefore a sin in the eyes of the flat earth god. But, you know, your reason for hating them is also a good one.

my reason for cancelling with them back in the day was because i got green flag cover with my middle class white man aspirational bank account.

The mess that Weetabix makes.

It dries and it’s basically concrete. You may as well just throw the bowl away and get a new one.

That explains why your building business didn't last very long.

You don’t want to know what I used for window putty

Landlords who take the piss.

Ladders, a locked PIN and the incessant passing of time

People with cracked phone screens, scum.

Right on, it’s not as though people don’t have loads of spare eighty quid noted lying around to get a new screen each time it breaks. Scum.

Man flu, three days and only managed to keep two oatcakes in me. Woke up this morning dreaming of a burger - could taste it. Two minutes later back on the john - now I’ve got ghost shits as well!

When the doorbell rings and its not the postman bringing you your new (secondhand) camera but HMRC demanding monies.

HMRC do home visits now? How convenient.

I wish HMRC would send out your NIC bill through the year like they used to, rather than lumping it all in at once.

"I'm here to collect payment"

Erm....

"What assets does the company have?"

Erm...

"I'll be back in 14 days"

... all the haterz in this thread

get a life ! dorks

Genuine Chuckle™

Send them an invoice for your refund processing costs.

Wankerz uzing z in places it shouldn't be. Down with thoze fuckz.

#skillz

Oz ok ?

Z+1

Ozzy rules

zzz

Bullshit fake foods like vegan boiled egg. If you want to eat an egg just eat an egg.