This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Spent the rest of the commute humming the ‘don’t lean’ song into all the corners (to the tune of Ms Parton’s ‘Jolene’.)

Weird - I was humming this on the commute this morning except it was the Silverfish sample - "Jolene, Jolene, Joleeene MOTHERF**KER". Fitted in well with all the bad driving / cycling / pedding going on.

mornings I jukebox ‘Hornsey Hornsey HORNSEY’ when I cross the Seven Sisters Rd northbound.

Evenings I reply to owls ‘and who-whoooo are youuuuu’

Rare bike that

Is it?

Seems to be some kind of bet:

https://twitter.com/daniellloyd1/status/1065945434873622528

Are they GCN branded underpants?

y long cage tho?

Am I a bad person for enjoying this: https://youtu.be/1owgBHpNhPE

Don’t really like seeing them using their vehicle to knock people down tbh

Ceramicspeed wankery. Not long cage.

Anyone had a stack on Seven Sisters Road and lost some property? https://www.harringayonline.com/forum/topics/item-found-following-cycling-incident

watched this on fb earlier. As a biker i find it difficult to have any sympathy if they are the bike stealing little fucktards who've been plaguing London of late.

Well, saw a coach almost smudge someone into the ground, a small work van blow a red onto Regent Street and then a fucking bin lorry blow through a red on the Oxford Street/Regent street crossing!!
All on camera.
Roadsafe it is then.

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Foggy as out this morning. But not that foggy that the three guys in full Oynx racing kit and bling bikes could get away with RLJ'ing unseen!

The Onyx guys riding like tools? never!

Train and tube, for the second time this year.

Purgatory.

almostgotintoafight/10

1st encounter with them. Thouroghly unimpressive.

that doesn't sound like you... ohwaitnvm

Presumably another race team / alpha male cockfest putting nothing back in to racing?

Saw the angriest cyclist I have ever come across this morning. First became aware of him properly as I turned right to go behind Kennington Park. He tried to overtake me on the outside as I went right then again as I went left. At the next junction he came past chasing a car that had obviously annoyed him and pulled up in front of it to bang on its bonnet shouting something unintelligible. I chuckled and went on my way. Later at E&C I hear shouting behind me and said gent is shouting at a confused looking moped rider. I ride on. Further at the London Road on there is a bus astride the cycle crossing which is annoying and gets the driver a hard stare from me. As I move on I hear banging and look back to see 'Mr Angry' (no relation) furiously banging on the front window of the bus.

Hope the poor bloke made it to work.

...let the boys be boys!

I never really pictured Sticky Fingaz as a cyclist...