OK, so I had first this morning. The first time I have been called a sausage as an insult!
It all started quite normally: idiot in some sort of SUV pulls onto a roundabout into my path, brake checks me three times after I give him the "thanks for that, pal" wave. Then, when he inevitably had to stop up the road and I explained that he'd pulled out in front of me, among the usual rubbish, he goes and calls me a sausage.
OK, so I had first this morning. The first time I have been called a sausage as an insult!
It all started quite normally: idiot in some sort of SUV pulls onto a roundabout into my path, brake checks me three times after I give him the "thanks for that, pal" wave. Then, when he inevitably had to stop up the road and I explained that he'd pulled out in front of me, among the usual rubbish, he goes and calls me a sausage.
On the plus side, it put a smile on my face...
Anyone else have any amusing insults to share?