Disc brakes are dead

For all I know it was amey trying to flog his broken or worn out kit to unsuspecting aged audaxers. Got to fund those #buyer moments somehow!

come and have a pint you coward!

This...is actually developing into a really nice bike.

there's an actual bike in here?

Good lord no. It's a hypothetical study in cycle aesthetic.

i thought it was a meta-commentary on the state of bicycle HYPE cycles

Good lord no. It's a hypothetical study in cycle aesthetic.

Nope

i thought it was a meta-commentary on the state of bicycle HYPE cycles

Nope

Performance art. That's my current theory.

Time to build a bike around it

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the troll is strong in this one!

unboxing is not dead

If that is what's being unboxed, perhaps it's better if it does die.

I mistook you for a rider who had reached cycling maturity.

It really is all downhill from here

rider

That's a funny way of spelling buyer.

It's certainly a sign of maturity when you're necks too stiff to look over your shoulder.

I really thought that was a Paul box for a moment

@amey Mirror looks shit.

That didn’t stop the whole DBAD debacle

Yeah, but come on, deep down we never wanted it to end really. Life needs these golden moments where a community can come together and collectively shake it's head, and whisper "dear god what is amey doing!"

@amey Mirror looks shit.

This, so much this.
No better than these.
Send that back to wherever you purchased from plz.

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Srsly @amey might have to reconsider your membership to you know what.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh

still waiting for DBAD's first international tour report. You know, ridden in anger for the first time. Moody shots of sunrises and sunsets, artfully posed shots of coffee cups and beer glasses with it in the middle ground, on bike thumbs ups...

But no. We get more Trump-like manipulations and promises of future glories that will doubtless go unrequited.

Beta testing tomorrow

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Kind of irritatingly want one of these. Constantly look down at my bars to see behind me due to also riding a motorbike