I hate

this all started with fucking Elbow.

Are you sure you don’t mean arse?

Amen

Elbow are terrible but I suggest you all have a listen to the music charts on the radio - you'll find much worse than them or George Ezra

At the risk of covering the same ground, the thing about Ezra is that his music is not bad, it's actually quite good, it's jolly and bouncy and un-troubling. We are just not the target demographic, I'm fairly sure his target demographic is advertising execs looking to soundscape campaigns for online hotel comparison websites.

Ha! I feel like there’s a lot of that sort of bland pop that’s passed me by simply because I only watch Netflix etc and therefore aren’t exposed to tv advertising at all. It’s why I have to listen to 6 music if I want to get wound up about dull bands.

Anyone else see BTS on the Graham Norton (RIP) last night?

I had the misfortune to be subjected to a young colleague's playlist today.
Drill - Wow!

People who leave toast debris in the butter. You've fucking ruined it now, I hope your happy you absolute scumbag.

if you can have crunchy peanut butter why not just crunchy butter?

Toast is mostly just warm shit bread.

I’d hate to get a feedback shit sandwich from you. Shit sandwiched between warm shit bread.

A bit like an inverted version of Mrs Beeton’s toast sandwich but made of shit.

People that moan the printer is broken, then start hassling the office maintenance person whose job is totally NOT is when the support phone number is half a meter away in front of anybody's nose behind the printer.

Makes me irrationally angry. Lazy arseholes.

...people who write 'meter' when they mean 'metre'........grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

trying to connect a new printer to my home network so I can print something out with a 2 hr deadline. fuck canon, sky, asus. this should just work out of the box.

Do you put the shit on before or after it goes in the toaster?

Printers >>>

Plug it into your computer.

Printers are fuckers, as are wifi networks. The two together are more than the sum of their fuckerey parts.

^ this - I 've got a HP printer originally set up to 'automatically send me new cartridges when ink is getting low. I hardly use the thing so I cancelled this plan. Now they have cut me off completely - " can't find printer".
Spiteful bastards.

I have a HP colour laserjet on a shelf next to my desk. Whenever I need to print I put the printer cable into the USB port on whichever computer I want to print from.

When the supplies are low I go on amazon and restock.

Fuck Wi-fi

It always reminds me of an Eddie izzard joke when it says ‘cannot find printer’ and you’re like ‘it’s right there!’

1/Put shit bread in toaster
2/Get warm shit bread out of the toaster
3/Put it in the bin

Your crushed avocado deserve fresh, real bread.

This.

plug it into your computer

printer says it is USB connectable, but doesnt have a USB port, just some last century square hole. checked in the cables drawer and even went up into the loft to look in the big box of old cables.

gave up got 5 sheets printed off via an SD card at Office World. £3.69

I’ve no idea why printers have to have those square plugs instead of just a standard usb. Presumably because they’re contrary little pricks and will take any opportunity to fuck with us.