I hate

Four cartons of UHT milk curdled, somewhat defeating the point of long-life milk.

People who arrive early.

I'm sorry I thought we agreed lunchtime Friday. Not you sitting waiting on my drive on Thursday after work you fucking maniacs.

Also whilst your here why don't you ask us to change the channel to that shite you watch?

In fact all visitors who stay in your house overnight or worse longer....

And people who arrive late. Sorry, you said you were coming for lunch and you’ve rocked up at the kids bedtime, so let’s just forget it, eh?

these latest coke adverts with terrible actors being tw*ts
"i just love coke"

The Camden lock / market area, I can't wait for it to be gentrified into nothing.

Fake business bonhomie.
“How are you?”
“Oh, I’m fantastic thanks. How are you?”
“Really good, thanks”
Like you care.

Getting the cold, specifically the sore throat bit. You know, like cut glass. Then there's the blocked nose to look forward to. Tossing and turning all night to get some relief.

Cosmic.

I'm in the sore throat/occasional coughing fit/headache stage... Hoping to stave it off with sensible eating, resting and lotsa liquids... I've got a big weekend!?!

Living for the weekend, already planning for it on a Monday

Loverboy.wav

My mate's bringing his band up to Brisbane for the first time, three gigs over the weekend... Might have to take Monday off...

This cash machine...I generally use a card, but the wife lives in constant fear of a cashless society and wants always to have some cash and possibly barter goods should cash fail. So she asks me to get some cash out if I am passing the machine.
Anyway when asked why I didn’t get any cash out...it’s because I don’t want to touch this fucking plague dispenser. I’m not a germ freak, but seriously fuck that noise. Most are like this nowadays.
Look at that dirty slot!

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Most are like this nowadays.

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Look at that dirty slot!

Go on...

Spat coffee over my desk

Forum gold

Have you considered baby wipes?

Hazmat suit & flamethrower?

Or do you accept baby wipes as currency?

Heheh...

God Dr Who is shit.

it's alright for a kids show.

Nah, it's now doing a thing where "it" (the show, in this example will be assumed to be a sentient thing as opposed the sum total of several thousand decisions by commissioning editors, producers etc) has absorbed the idea that it's essence lies in its slightly shonky low-budget charm and is now trying to knowingly replicate this. It must take quite an effort to make something so expensive and fretted over look so low budget and slightly shit in this day and age.

I dunno, all seems disingenuous to me. the deliberately shit effects, the GCSE art class polystyrene models, the desperately everyman casting and sci-fi bollocks meets kitchen sink scripts.

I always hated the shitty plots anyway. The entire conceit makes every episode essentially the same. The universe as we know it is in peril because of something happening in an ordinary suburban street in dreary old blighty. The solution is always "some inexplicable magic happens" and the goodies win again. Until it's time for the token tearjerker episode in which case some inexplicable reason why the previously omnipotent magic doesn't apply. I may have ranted about this before. Dunno man, I just really powerfully dislike it.

i'm sure you're right. tbh i don't think i've ever sat through an entire episode.

I can't honestly ever say I've seen a second of it. Too young for the old era and too old for the new era. It's just completely passed me by.

Time off work because of smashed ribs and collapsed lung recovery, really nice 'long bike ride' days, that you can't ride your bike on because of the rib thing....