• took a train this morning. Shout out to the utter fucking specialist who sat opposite me and proceeded to cough half masticated cold porridge in my direction because mummy never taught you to cover your fucking mouth. Offering me out on a moderately packed train when told, politely i hasten to add, to be mindful of other passengers, is never a strong look.

    here's hoping you and your wanky little child's push scooter thing wind up in a fucking canal.

    cunt.

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