Pro-cycling thread

Don’t tell @Brave !

Is he as dreamy in the flesh as he is in photos?

who? @Brave ? Yes he is.

No! Lil Pete.

Pete has the most perfect skin...

*sigh

The Polizei are holding us all in the Flughafen for some reason. Probably a crowd of screaming teen girls outside.

Munich is the worst airport in the world*.

*In my experience**

**Which may be influenced by spending two hours there with a tequila inspired hangover twenty years ago

Right, so who wins today; Dumoulin or Dennis? Or someone else?

It's boss compared to MAN. Mind you, you'd be happy if you ended up in Mogadishu airport coming from Manchester.

tequila

in Munich?

dafuq?

wait till you go to Cologne airport

Dennis.

amey pls I am an experienced traveller in the land of Goethe and specialist 'Sekt' DVDs.

Dennis.

Naaah

I think the climb tilts it towards Dumoulin.

Would like to see Jungels round out the podium. I’ve got a thing for him.

The tequila drinking had been in Stoke on Trent. I was trying (and succeeding) to impress a friend of a friend and we were drinking tequila to toast Chile’s Ivan Zamorano at the 98 World Cup.

Hangovers after drinking cologne are much worse, true.

The fact you can recall any of that makes me question the quality of your hangover.
Stoke? Chilean tequila? Toasting only one player and a foreign team's player? Were England in the 98 WC? So many unanswered questions now...

Kidsgrove if we are being geographically accurate. I believe the tequila was Mexican. Zamorano was a one man team. They were, but I’m an internationalist.

I didn’t think there was anything bleaker than waking up hungover in Stoke but Kidsgrove takes the biscuit.

Dennis.

Naaah

...LOL

eek. 90kmh.

Dennis casually passing Kiryienka who started three mins ahead.

Oh fuck, here comes @hippy

I'm the one and only dominator

The tequila drinking had been in Stoke on Trent

bleak memories