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Cheeky splash of balsamic vinegar might work.

cheese and mustard? what the fuck planet am I living on!?!

splash of balsamic vinegar might work

The strawberries could take it, the cream not so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZlh89iL4jI

More like where you been? Mustard and cheddar sandwich was a fixture of my teen years

/flounces

Cauliflower cheese can be enhanced with a little mustard in the bechamel

Try it, you’re curious now I bet!

Cauliflower cheese can be enhanced by not eating it and putting it in the bin where it belongs

Welsh rarebit

Mayo is dull mustard

#ilikedull

My I also recommend piccalilli and cheddar.

Maille Mayonnaise, 5.5% mustard. Wonderful, on anything or straight from the jar.

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Mustard is Satan's condiment. Horrible stuff. Especially the local variants.

On the subject of mustard, anyone know of a decent, hot yellow ("English") mustard? Colmans just doesn't, errr, cut the mustard anymore, Heinz mustard, labelled hot, is frankly flouting the trades descriptions act. Just want a good, hot, hotter-the-better, mustard for me sarnies. No cheating with added horseradish, wasabi or whatevs. Oh! And it needs to be available in the cultural dead end that is Somerset

Make your own with mustard powder.

What James said. Colmans from a jar has always been too sweet and too mild. It's junk.

Buy a tin of the powder. It's cheaper, better and will blow your moobs off.

Mustard FTW
Mayo GITFS

You're all wrong because Salad Cream.

No

Heathen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2syd9XGFaM