Transcontinental Race No. 6 - TCR6 - #TCRN06 - 2018

Reduces his what?

TITS. Time In The Saddle.

No idea who @LastManStanding is but the satire is strong in this one. Would rep etc

a stolen hat is no game-changer

Ha, try taking that sort of nonchalant attitude during the Great European Hat Drought when it became impossible to buy a replacement hat anywhere in Europe at any time.

You can't know who LastManStanding is because the great sort-out hasn't started to happen yet. I can tell you one thing, he'll be standing tall and proud when only corpses are piled up around him and he has to found a new post-apocalyptic civilisation as part of an, erm, sexually dimorphic species.

Oh dear. This is so sad to watch.

We have all been intrigued, inspired and impressed by Neil's ride. We have an irreverent tone here, because of our history (forumengers for eva in are harts), which might be difficult to parse, but the truth is that Neil's ride has done very much to endear him here.

The last few days of alias posting, not so much.

Having said that, a somewhat controversial beginning to a forum membership is not unusual and has paid great dividends for some in the past. (RIP 50/14, you shoulder breaking, irresponsible, brakless old fuck nugget.)

which might enjoy difficult to parse

I'm finding this rather difficult to parse. :)

Bugger.

I'll edit, to render Oliver's post nonsensical.

Quoted for posterity, so ner-ner.

Next you're going to claim an Australian has won the Tour de France.

Quoted for posterior, so ner-ner.

Looks like you are the butt of this joke. Ner ner.

(Sorry!)

I'm pretty sure @hippy's tits have been getting bigger since he started ultra racing!?

LMS's satire is too strong for this forum

Agreed. It must be either a) Neil or b) tynan level satire.

Your mum thought you were, though.

Seconded on this. Enjoyed following Neil's ride and Worncleat's tracking of it. Starting your comments by harshly attacking hippy on this thread (of all places) is a misstep and just feels silly / disappointing. Hoping it's a bit of 'banter' or whatever...

Well played @LastManStanding

Although the satire that I read into your posts does detract to an extent from Neil’s undoubted achievement, you have brought a chuckle to this thread and breathed life into it.

With not a dickie bird by way of warning from Race Support (or the Dot Watchers, I might add).

You mean outside assistance? Pretty sure there's a rule against that. Everyone had equal access to weather forecasting services.

All we need is Elon Musk to pop up with a mini-bike and call someone a pedo and that'll be the thread.

Who stole the hat?

somebody that was jealous of Neils tits obv

Rabbit, IIRC. It doesn't end well for Rabbit. #spoiler

Nothing was ever proven.
#dontaskmeanymorequestions

I would not eat a rabbit.

A hat has been found...

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The hat wasn't stolen, it was self-supporting

of course a stolen hat is no game-changer

#capsnothats