Road Wheels & Road Wheel Recommendations?

So to be clear this is what I'm after:

• something that won't explode going down a mountain
  
• something that won't explode through normal riding (I'm 80 kg, bike will be somewhere between 5-10 kg - no idea)
  
• rim brake
  
• £150 or less
  
• don't weigh a ton
  
• testicle impalation/knee-ectomy a bonus
  
  

options I've got:

• I spoke to a guy offering some Cole Rollen Lite for £70 with a set of Clement tyres (I need tyres)
  
• I also spoke to a guy offering those Spiney RG (pictured ^ above), not much wear, for £150
  
• I have a crap old aluminium Ksyrium front wheel (pictured on this horrid bike) which I can use if necessary but nothing appropes for the rear
  
• doesn't seem to be many great options on the forum at the moment
  
  

What do I do?

I have £0 income - I'm paying for this through the sale of another bike - don't tell me to buy Hunt wheels unless you want to sell me yours for £150.

Someone help or I'm going to end up committing a great crime: aero frame and cheap shallow rims