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Ladder's in the van...
Phone is playing up at the mo so I can't make calls / receive calls / take photos / video without it restarting. Google supposed to send me replacement but been 10 days so no pics for now : (
Description: very empty, surprisingly clean, pine floors throughout, white walls throughout, no furniture. It has cat food, a sooty cat and some trainers that I probably need to burn they smell so bad. They smell like asparagus pee. I've wrapped them in bin liners and tape for now :/
Virgin just came though, and I have wifi so there's that.
Also the oven is fancy. It's a Smeg range thing. It's very big, shiny and new so hopefully going to get some use out of it.
Slept on the floor last night with a load of tote bags on pillow duties. Woke up with sooty cat prodding me after he finally emerged from behind the washing machine. Haven't had a shower as clothes/towels etc. were in van, along with wallet (I hope).
Have been living on tomatoes and tap water. Send help.
Morning update: the van has broken down. I genuinely wonder whether my FiL has just decided to fuck with me for a day and the van's fine.