I hate

It attracts people who want to climb the social ladder. Or, as you and I call them, cunts.

Football matches are the same, people dressing up hoping they’ll be used as substitutes.

Team kit wearing cyclists also. I’m almost inclined to throw Rapha twats into that group also.

Definitely Rapha twats

Let’s not forget the #sockdoping crew.

Its a sweeping generalisation but absolutely true.

Sweeping generalisations are always true.

Golfers and their tiny balls though.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Three public golf courses in central London have closed since Trump became president. Coincidence?

I doubt it, the world has become more cunty with his rise to power.

It has become acceptable to be racist beyond the 19th hole in cunt circles these days.

Which all means they no longer need the sanctity of the golf course which is putting them out of business.

Hnnnnng... been trying not to go public with the churning bile that results from reading the #sockdoping posts of an extended family member who switched from golf to cycling in the wake of the TeamSkyfication of the TdF. His relentless devotion to #therules and all of the preening nonsense that comes with it makes me nauseous.

This doll. It really creeps me out. I’d love to throw it out when my daughters not looking, but I’m terrified it will mysteriously appear back in the house again

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‘I’ll just walk into this lift without looking up from my phone because of course nobody could possibly be coming out of it.’

Likewise when you pull/push open a door to exit through it and someone acts surprised that you're in their way as they try to walk through you in the opposite direction. how the fuck did you think the door opened if you're not the one touching it and it's clearly not an automatic sliding door?

When people say ‘addicting’ instead of ‘addictive’.

Bone apple teeth.

Ahem, Bone Apple Tea.

So you say.

washing machine beeps to tell me its done, but then wont unlock the door for 2 minutes

such a jobsworth metal cuboid bastard

Yes my parents have a dishwasher the beeps every ten seconds or so until the door of opened and it'll go all night if left.

Fucking officious oblong git

You can turn that function off on some dishwashers. Ours used to beep for an hour but we've now suppressed the little square shit.

Our washing machine tried to burn the house down the other day, the boxy smoking cunt.

According to my dad you can't with that particular model. Wanker!