I hate

That song just reminds me that David Baddiel did blackface

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Obvs... #2old2change

Cunts that eat in the fucking lift and do that breathing through the nose while chewing thing. Fuck you.

Oh dear, I'm fucking livid.
I use google maps on my phone when driving as it is the best thing at my disposal for up to date traffic on my route. There's been an update and now Ms Google prefixes her instructions with "Okay". Fucking hell.

I went into Evans Cycles yesterday, nothing inherently wrong with it I guess, but Christ is this what cycling's become? Acres of bland bikes with rectilinear carbon frames or aluminium in various matt finishes, any craftmanship just obliterated into just one more homogenous lifestyle product. The only metallic painted bike in the shop was a top end cannondale. Not one lug in there. All this built to a pricepoint shite too - which always makes me think of this planets finite resources, at least when I was younger you'd buy a good frame and trade the parts up bit by bit. You'd go into the old Harry Hall's, and ogle Dura Ace in the cabinets at the counter. I sound like a right old git, but I was glad to get home to my beloved steelies last night. No soul in that place at all.

p0eople who carry their dogs

Yes, it’s a see of bland these days- all the higher end stuff is at the warehouse “we could get it here tomorrow, but then you’ve bought it”

You'd go into the old Harry Hall's, and ogle Dura Ace in the cabinets

I think they've got some dura ace in a cabinet still, but I mostly go in there for after work boozing now.

Yeah it's pretty dee-luxe round there these days. A cabinet of dura ace would complete it... Been to Campo di Gino's a couple of times.

The mail order systems a joke, it's like that Mr Treebus's house on life of grime where they found about three motorbikes in his lounge. The shop is all floorspace for the showroom, and the mail order section is squashed into a long metre wide space behind some plasterboard, it was just ridiculous. The girl dressed like Miley Cyrus with the spray on jeans made up for the wait while the assistant ploughed through 13 tubs...

Bloody hot again. I don't do hot.

Elon musk.

He's an utter tosla

Bet ya a signed dollar it’s true.

I'm sorry, your argument is invalid.

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Hello I'd like to buy your "x" at a fraction of its original value, so to add insult to injury and to waste more of your precious life, could you send me on my private email, electron microscope levels of pictures detailing any tiny perfection... I appreciate your honest listing with loads of pics but am still not convinced. Ffs...

Cards Against Humanity

oh god yes.

a game that presumes you can't say things because "political correctness" when in reality, you can say what the fuck you like, you just lack the imagination to be truly offensive and enjoy tittering at the sound of your negroni swilling shitmates saying faux controversial bullshit.

You say potato, I say [something that I just pussied out or writing, as it was a bit much. Although I would have happily said it in aforementioned n*gronifest].

it's the hate thread. let it flow bredren.

Fiona Bruce. I hate her so much that I've a suspicion this is a pearoast. I do hate her though. Patronising, massive faced prick!

When you click on bbc news and inadvertently find out who won today's tour stage thereby reducing the fun to be found watching the highlights this evening once the kids have gone to bed.

All sporting related news should be controlled by some kind of spoiler prevention system.

God yes her face is huge. I've no beef with her though.

Used to spend all day avoiding media during the TdF only to leave work and ride past a 30ft Sky Sport big screen on the Southwark broadcasting the Stage result. Or more accurately Team Sky’s result with the actual winner (if applicable) as a footnote. Fucking wankers

I thought they used say 'If you don't want to know the result, look away now"? Though that might just be for the soccerkickball.

^ And Kings Cross station screens the same for all the sport results