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  • Could well bugger up the local Bobbies as they all seem to carry a Gerber or a Leatherman on the belt.

  • Heh. Once upon a time in Hull I arrived home to find I'd been broken into and stuff stolen.

    I phoned the local constabulary and on their arrival the Attending Officer asked why I was carrying a Leatherman on my person.

    My reply was that I'd just finished work at the time of discovery of said incident, as I was in liveried uniform, and proceeded to ask why said Officer had the same item on his belt.

    Said Officer then 'shut up' and proceeded to investigate reported crime.

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