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In summary, yes.

https://mobile.twitter.com/joncleaver/status/1016342183744606208

@rhb so much lol

Honestly, she may well be Germany's poodle with her 'soft Brexit' plan now, but calling her a Hun is surely going too far.

Class. Oliver.

Hunt new Foreign Sec

I can hear the collective goodbyes of thousands of doctors and nurses chanting his name, or something similar...

Who do we reckon to health now?

Gove

Actually, no - Grayling.

But my Brexit bonus!

Grayling to Brexit would have meant us joining the Euro by accident which would have been OK

No - Grayling to NHS. Sorry mate, at least you'll get the rest of the summer off?

Matt Hancock to Health - who the fuck is he?

Sport minister - obviously with Engerlund doing well in the soccerball, he’s a shoo-in (!).

(And with a Hancock in Health, cue the “nearly an armful” comments in the press...)

He has his own app. Total bellend.

But then that’s a given if you’re a Tory MP.

http://road.cc/content/news/244816-driver-trial-killing-chris-boardmans-mother-carol-was-phone-seconds-beforehand

Driver and wife apparently on a call, terminated 4 seconds before crash, and both parties deleted their call logs to hide it.

Is looking at the phone records of a driver involved in an accident standard procedure? (Seems like it should be)

I just wonder if the only reason they did that was because a witness said the driver kept looking down, like he was using his phone.

If that witness never came forward or there wasn’t a witness, then the police may of not looked at phone records of the driver and he may of got off a lot easier.

Likely that it was the prosecution pushing for evidence that had it come to light, than standard practice.

Edit: misread your comment, clearly you already knew this!

Another motorist who witnessed the crash, Kayleigh Anders, said of Rosney’s driving: "He was looking left and then down, and then left and then down. I think he was on his phone."

Unfortunately there's plenty of precedents that suggest they'll get off free. This one springs to mind in particular: http://www.kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/van-driver-cleared-of-causing-33772/

Grayling to NHS.

So who gets transport?
As if it matters when so many more important posts are at stake, like Brexit

Grayling wouldn’t give up his trainset, even though he’s broken it properly in the last few months. He threw the rest of his toys out last time it was suggested, if I remember.

"Unofficial reports" that the 3 other boys - AND their coach - all have already reached chamber #3 (end of diving).

That's going to be a blockbuster movie in 2019/2020.

apparently elon musk has offered to help by sending some sort of experimental submarine. after most of the lads had been rescued by more conventional methods. and the sub turned out to be less than useless anyway.

The route gives me the horrible fear:

https://twitter.com/ndre007/status/1016622182871588864

I love that after the kind offer was declined he just left it the cave and fucked off home.