I hate

How the omnipresent Carlton Kirby turns up at Le Mans, he's a penis.

Yet another TDF will be blighted by his inane drivel. I wish they'd give the job to the Irish guy. Not Sean bonifcation Kelly, the other dude.

Patrick Kielty?

Graham Norton, obvs...

Graham Norton

RIP

Fucking MyHermes

Snapchat.

My old boss would call it “my herms” . He didn’t know how to say Hermes , now it’s stuck in my head.

People who use the word "lit" as part of their daily language.

"swole"

actually i kinda like "swole".

optics

the ones in the pub YES
the ones in news, commentaries, op-eds &c NO

What about the ones in the textbooks?

I hate buying clothes: Wrong colour or Wrong fit or Wrong material, after hour long slogs I leave with 3 items.

With bonus: Shirts with prints, guess if the inspirition was a sofa or a curtain? Or derived from a 90s beach towel? Or a tablecloth perhaps?

RECKON SO.

Fashion is a complete mystery to me, although there's worse out there than me. My mate ended up looking like Alan Partridge after his wife bought him things like Gabicci sweaters and jumbo cords. I usually just leave Zara with a few large Tshirts, and it never gets more exciting than that...

Lol. https://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=13090281

the centrist dad Paul Smith flower shirt. usually served with bootcut jeans and square toed slip on loafers.

a modern classic.

Bleaurgh. Is that centrist dad? I thought that look was more Mail reading Top Gear fan.

That or buddy-buddy comedy quiz panelist.

I hate buddy buddy comedy quiz shows.

we had our company weekend getaway last weekend. couldn't move for them. none of them tucked in of course, the smell of paco rabane could knock out a horse.

Trains.

The arseholes at GTR have cancelled my trains home again, so I won't see my kids again this evening. Grayling/Carne/Horton/Cash, I don't care which of you is responsible (Grayling's and Carne's lot in the main, from what I've heard though) - just fucking fix it, you bunch of incompetent cunts.

That's the honeypot outfit to lure and then trap gammon into the allotment shed right? :P

Would knock out the horses on the Ralph Lauren polos they wore?

Might be due to triple death on the lines at Loughborough Junction?

Taking a toot, meerkating and puppypaws.

The man's a fuckwit.

No. I’m going north from Kings Cross (and the same has been happening for weeks). Very sad news though. Puts a lot in perspective, however it happened (press reporting and speculation is bad, as always).