I hate

Showing my age here, but she always reminds me of Aqua Marina off Stingray.

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I hate breathy vocals sung by some tuneless young woman on all these new trendy adverts, bad covers by ladies with middle class parents who didn't heed the advice to not put their daughter on the stage. Singing pop at a quarter speed with asthma or a broken voice, it doesn't make it edgy or contemporary, it's crap.

You're not alone......

The only thing more annoying that those impressed by royalty is those who make a show of how above it all they are. Just fucking shut up, no one cares.

The only thing more annoying is the sight of white middle class liberals patting themselves on the back thinking that allowing a person of color into the royal family is some indicator of "how far we've come".

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/19/the-diversity-of-this-royal-wedding-shows-how-far-we-have-come

Crticising hereditary privilege and those that support it should be encouraged every day of the week, not just when one of these lizard fucks takes a mate.

It’s not very far to have come at all m, is it? - we’ve had since the 12th century to invite a black person to a wedding. We could even have sent the invite second class and it would have got there in time.

I couldn't disagree more, are you perhaps speaking from a position of privilege?

Is republicanism not OK these days? String the fucking leeches up, every single one of them...

Privilege such as? Looking like a fourth rate Prince Harry does not count. Oh you mean because I'm a straight white male unable to apprehend the plight of the less fortunate? Do fuck off.

Clearly there is no place for all this horseshit in a modern society, I just don't see that posting some sarcastic nonsense on Facebook counts as republicanism?

Couriers. Just waited in a whole day for Yodel. He left a message on my phone to say he'd drop the parcel off Sunday morning. Nothing. I should have done something this afternoon...

white middle class liberals patting themselves on the back

I didn't read the article either, but I did spot that the the first words of the second paragraph are

As a young black girl

Obvs needed a winky face at the end of the first line as I seem to have rattled your cage... ;)

But srsly, what's wrong with poo-pooing the monarchy anywhere you feel like doing it? I must've missed that memo... :P

Truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEpUphfykc

He makes it sound like the royal family are somehow a bad thing!

Windows 10. What a pile of shite. I am restarting tonight whether you like it or not and I will be pestering you with reminders every hour until you install my crap update. What's that, you were typing when the reminder popped up? Too bad, the default option is "restart now" and the spacebar clicks the button for you! Bye!

I am 95% ready to switch to Linux. Maybe dual boot as I unfortunately am not able to completely ditch Windows yet.

Just go back to win 7, far less bullshit

I work in Payroll for an NHS trust, my organisation is about to upgrade the entire site to Win10.
We pay around 5000 people monthly.
Guess which area gets to be on the 1st rollout wave?

Product placement in cooking shows... FUCK OFF!!!

Ruining the only thing I can still watch on my TV... Apart from SBS News, physics documentaries and YouTube tornado videos...

Have you tried watching american cooking shows? It amazes me how many of their cooks let you into their "family secret" and it is usually some branded sauce/condiment etc. American BBQ cooks are appalling for this.

One less car
One less Surly

One FEWER!

Honey I shrunk the kids

Those seconds between inserting fuel nozzle and pulling the trigger and the counter resetting to zero from the previous customer's amount.

Cunts in petrol station checkout queues doing their weekly shop.

So you’re a bit impatient then.

Cunts in petrol station checkout queues doing their weekly shop.

and fucking idiots who don't understand/want to use pay at pump.

And petrol stations where only some of the pumps are pay-at-pump and it’s not clear which ones they are. Just make them all pay-at-pump, or is it a power thing, you petrol cunts.

People who put an entire trolley full of shopping through the self checkout in supermarkets.