Royalty

I wouldn't look north of the Inner Ring Road, it's way too common. The only other first names that appear to be left in Fitzrovia are Warren if it's a boy, which I'm sure everyone would agree sounds very regal indeed, or Anne or Margaret if it's a girl.

even their names are inbred
what happened to names like skylark cloudsparkle moonunit gandalf and trixiebelle

^ they normally have about 30 middle names, so you could hide them in there?

A straw poll in my office has hinted it will either be Phillip or Kevin (middle name will certainly be Keith)

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/23/duchess-of-cambridge-gives-birth-to-third-child

Announced with a Tweet--shouldn't that be a hiss?

Oliver, betraying your lack of adherence to Radio 4's Sorry I Haven't a Clue

Mohammed or Adolf please

If a Mrs. Trellis, of north Wales, were on the forum, she would complain.

There's a thread for that ...

No 'Osama'?

In 2015 there were 14 babies born who were called Keith (as opposed to 7 called Clive).

any "Derek's"?

we're getting a new cat and dog soon. "Gary" & "Barry". I can't wait.

In the UK

List here:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/sep/02/top-baby-names-is-yours-on-the-up-or-on-the-way-out

Putting a tenner on 'Donald'.

But 6,941 called Oliver. A veritable army.

i don't see the attractions.

In 2015 there were 14 babies born who were called Keith (as opposed to 7 called Clive).

Why are the Keiths opposed to the Clives?

It's taken a while, but I'm finally teaching the country good taste. And don't forget all the Olivias.

Clearly one Clive is equal to 1000 Olivers.

I know of one. Mindboggling.

15 Dereks

Or Olivers are 1000 times more tolerable to have around than Clives ;)

collective noun for dereks?

a fannypack of Dereks.

Given the numbers, it would be a solitude of Clives a scarcity of dereks and a common as muckery of Olivers.