I hate

Marcus Brigstock

Salary: £25-45k dependent on experience

When people tell me to 'take a seat'

Yes.
He has one of those faces I just want to hit with a cricket bat.

People that wear sunglasses indoors... there's a new guy in the company that does this and I'm still trying to figure out why... even when the weather is shit outside... he still wears sunglasses in the fuckin office... don't get me started with sunglasses on the tube

Davina McCall. End of. Her ubiquitous nature suggests one hell of an agent.

Forgot geek glasses and the sunnies are the only prescription lenses he has to hand?

I'm still trying to figure out why

Insecure about his eyes for some reason? Like balding people who wear hats

Photophobia is a symptom of abnormal intolerance to visual perception of light.[1] As a medical symptom, photophobia is not a morbid fear or phobia, but an experience of discomfort or pain to the eyes due to light exposure or by presence of actual physical sensitivity of the eyes,[2] though the term is sometimes additionally applied to abnormal or irrational fear of light such as heliophobia.[3] The term photophobia comes from the Greek φῶς (phōs), meaning "light", and φόβος (phóbos), meaning "fear". Photophobia is a common symptom of visual snow.[4][5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photophobia

Maybe?

Or maybe he's just a cunt.

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Reported...

Like balding people who wear hats

(Tips fedora)

Paul Weller.

And, why is he the ‘modfather’? Surely he should be the modson or modrevivalfather if anything?

Surely the modnan, going on appearance

'Funny' radio ads that are scheduled every commercial break. Do they get the advertising exec that passed these to sit down and listen to them every 15 minutes for a whole day/week/month?

Claire fucking Balding, she is not an athlete or a top line competitor just a fucking gobshite who dumbs everything down

yes, even more of a charmed life than the usual sports careers paid for by grants mob who fuck off into a career in TV presenting.

Alan Davies. Unfunny. Lisping and curly hair does not a career make. I even dive for the remote during a Holland & Barrett Ad. Shagged julia sawalha wich comprehensively proves there is no God. I could probably even watch QI if it wasn’t for him. Up there with Dara O’Briain another complete mystery in comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIS_snYrLA

Love it. Cheers for that.

Stupid, stupid, stupid pub meals served with garnish. Why the effing ell would I want coleslaw with sausage beans and chips? And what's with adding a scrotum-sized portion of salad with a hot meal? Is there anything in the whole world more unappetising than warm lettuce?
Oi, chef. No!

I actually hate women who, as a single chap you nip out to the local restaurant, and happen to see your neighbours at a nearby table you say hi and his girlfriend glowers at you like she wishes the earth would swallow you up - thinking she’s got away with it covertly. Jesus. Okay I know its a couples night and all that shit. But unless you’ve bought the place and are having a lock in I suggest you pucker up and get on with the rest of the human race. People can be such cnuts. I actually suffer from depression and have a lot of hassles in life at the moment, people don’t realise that when they are content to treat the world superficially, must be nice when it works out for you. I find happiness where I can in all honesty even a marred quick curry.

travelling. not the going to new places and seeing folks and hanging out and shit, that's super sweet, it's the getting to and getting back that makes my fucking soul hurt.

also: our fucking painter, who managed to leave our house lit up like a shitting christmas tree, curtains open and the heating on full blast for 3 days. cockney cunt.

Might he have left the heating on to dry the paint?

for 3 days? i couldn't give a rat's cock. it's the lights that shit me up the most. cunts just been told to finish up what he started and fuck off. and the work he's done is shoddy af. I coulda done a job that shit and at least i'd have remembered to turn the fucking lights off when i clocked off for the day.

edit: oh and the back door is unlocked.