I hate

That new sweeter together ad by mcvities, featuring the ignored crane driver, whose colleagues send up a tray of tea and biscuits for him on a girder. Sorry, but he still couldn't have reached them, hence the cut to him enjoying a biscuit. Stupid advert that I probably overthought...

adjectives as nouns cancer compliments of the ad industry.

see: find your amazing! welcome to possible! the future of awesome! et fucking c

do you work in advertising? are you responsible for the slow death of the english language? kill yourself lol!

think different. (annoys me) another peeve of mine.

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing…kill
yourself. It’s just a little thought; I’m just trying to plant seeds.
Maybe one day they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try, you do what
you can.

(Kill yourself.)

Seriously though, if you are, do.

Aaah, no really. There’s no rationalisation for what you do and you
are Satan’s little helpers. Okay – kill yourself.

Seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good.

Seriously.

Bill Hicks

^ hicks was a horrible cunt and all.

Under armour. Came from nowhere but by paying every money hungry “celeb” and sportsman to wear their generic sweatshop tat it’s spread to every televised sports event like a cancer. I’m not sure what annoys me more: the greed of the vacuous stars falling over themselves to plastered from head to toe in that heinous logo or the ease at which the above bribery has brainwashed the masses into buying their cheap nasty ugly crap. You can’t walk through a shopping centre/theme park/airport without this constant reminder. I’m not sure why it annoys me so much, but it does.

Yes I'd go with that. Follows me round the web that crap. Kiniki is another one. Do I want a leopard skin tanga brief? No. I think the ex signed me up...

leopard skin tanga brief

Link please

Asking for a friend

Yeah, everyone in Vegas seemed to be wearing it when I was there.

Whether the had the physique to pull it off or not.

Really? I don't recall seeing it anywhere but Superdry... it's the new puffy jacket plague.

"Nothing says 'off-duty policeman' like a Superdry hoodie".

Trust me. It’s out there. In abundance. I think they’re targeting the gullible sports watching couch potato masses rather than actual sportspeople.

I guess they’re not doing anything Nike et al haven’t done/aren’t doing but it’s the aggressiveness of their sponsorship and the speed at which joe soap decides he/she wants to wear it coz footballer A or gofler B or tennis player C or bobsleigher X is plastered in it on tv that gets my goat.

Haha.

At least Nike has half-decent designs, whereas UA looks like Adsa's George sport range.

I'll see it everywhere now. It's like when you learn a new word and then for a month you see it in use everywhere.

Exactly. And their shoes. Oh Lordy, their shoes.

(Hangs head in shame for owning some) Bought some of their base layer things on a whim in the early 2000s, when everyone else I knew ignored them and bought Helly Hansen Lifa and found out why. Itchy/sweaty AF and fell apart after a couple of washes. Dreadful. CSB, etc.

Hands free in cars, I'm all for safety but listening to your fucking banal conversation at 98db at the lights, naw.

That's known as the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

pretty much everything about this ...

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/mar/26/eagles-of-death-metal-jesse-hughes-march-for-our-lives-bataclan

“The Whitney Houston song about letting the children lead the way wasn’t actually had [sic] operating paradigm for life..."

it was George Benson you utter fucking shitlord.

Dealing with the Spanish government in any way... Most maddening bureaucracy you could imagine, it's as if they don't want to give you any information and are only in their posts to make the whole process of getting a passport/ID card as hellish as possible...

Tempted to throw my Spanish passport into the fucking sea...

Next Day delivery, since when has next day delivery actually meant, the day after the day you buying something. Bought an item yesterday before the 13:00 next day delivery deadline, and get an text this morning to say my item will be delivered on Wednesday between 0800 and 2100.

although......I bought a frame from ebay, it was in the isle of man. auction ended thursday morning, frame was in my hands friday afternoon! amazing.

Tempted to throw my Spanish passport into the fucking sea...

Dibs