Jokes / Joke du jour!

I don't know, i've been rather fondue the last few.

For those of you who despair at cheese-related pun-fests facepalm is an option.

Aren't most puns cheesy ?

What does a cheese say to itself when it sees it's reflection?

Halloumi.

:(

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

Nothing left but de brie

A Mexican scalded me for steeling his cheese once.

"Thats nacho cheese" he shouted.

Did you here about the paramilitary ambush at a Swiss cheese factory?

A classic case of Gruyere warfare

Unbrielievable, I've missed a pun-off.

I've got a new business venture
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I have opened a Noel Coward themed cheese and fish concession in Harrods food hall
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I've called it ' brie fin counter '

Don’t worry, there’s stiltons we can think of, i’m sure

These puns stink. You can all Gruyere arses out of here.

Ok but first, perhaps you can tell me: is bikepacking a viable alternative for racks and paneers?

Cheese Puns. Lfgss fund 'emmental' s.

Yep. As soon as cheese is even mentioned, 5 pages of puns is pretty much a feta comte-plis

All these puns are giving me gruyere.

Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because cows lactose...

Unsubscribing this thread.
Can somebody please send me a pm when the cheese puns are done? Thanks!

Don’t let the mont d’or hit you on the way out

Superb, just superb.

Just rennet past me one more time: what’s so wrong with cheese puns?

Can't believe Rubbish&mattresses is the only person Cheesed off at this thread

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.

What does the painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat!

(groan)

Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am independent!

arf!