Jokes / Joke du jour!

In honour of Sir Kenneth Arthur Dodd
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I went to see my doctor as I have been diagnosed with kleptomania
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He said I will need to take something

Love it.

:D

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I think you'd be better off posting here.

Wow, I forgot the flying ant swarms of 2008. Crazy days.

How did the cheese maker paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.....

Biddum Tsshhhhhh!!!!!

Then of course there was the Gynaecologist who wallpapered his hall through the letterbox...

Meet Bernhard & Bernard, the new funny duo on LFGSS!

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‘Good idea - we can cover more ground that way’

Currently a colleague is obsessed with cheese jokes so i have plenty of material.

What do you call a cheese factory in the middle east?

Cheeses of Nazareth!

How do you approach a angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly...

What is the best cheese to use to tempt a bear out of the woods?

Camembert....

These cheese jokes are getting a bit mouldy.

Here Comte the puns!

I camembert another pun-fest. We yarg-onna break the forum and the consequences of our actions will whey heavily.

What goes a-rind comes a-rind.

Here Comte the puns!

Oh grate

I kinda like the puns, but it does derail the thread which can be annoying. I'm stuck between a Roquefort and a hard place on this one.

I know what you mean. Edam if you do, Edam if you don't.

I'm rather fondue of them, but the puns are always over too brie-fly.

Since I lost a leg I have learnt to rise above these pun fests. With my stilt-on.

I'd love to join in with the pun-tests but always seem to get emmental block.

the puns are always over too brie-fly.

Yes, exactly. They're pasteurised before you know it

Another LFGSS pun fest? You feta believe it!

Curd everyone just stop please!

These puns are all gouda , but nothings really getting my goat