Owning your own home

Dyson V8?

Which! Best Buy?

Check who your Ward Councillors are.
Email them all. They won't see your email, but their aides will.
Also check to see if any of your Ward Councillors are Cabinet Members.
CM's internal emails are less ignored/dealt with quicker than those from other Councillors.

Ta.

Don’t forget to mention a new born in the household. At least twice.

Don’t forget to mention a new born in the household. At least twice.

It's essentially all I can say right now

fuck dyson the brexit voting, job deporting cunt.

one of these bad boys.

Unlike most cordless vacs, it has a removable, replaceable battery, which means no planned obsolescence.

No Dyson, don’t give them a penny.

Miele all the way.

#knitterschutz

My god that's ugly

10/10

Is the brush head motorised ny electrocity or is it some sort of turbine driven by the suction?

it sucks shit up and lives under the stairs. beyond that i don't care if it looks like bulldog chewing a wasp.

i have stairs.

i'm not sure. presumably battery driven. who cares, WHEN IT CAN DO THIS.

#bendingisforloosers

JEsus Christ it’s terrifying

Feed back when you've used it and/or you can be arsed. The VAX upright is a monster on carpets but very heavy and awkward. I think I only have 3 good toes left over smashing the bastard VAX over the top of them.

we looked at the Vax but the battery issue is the same as the dyson. once it goes, and it will, it ends up costing $$$ to replace and because it's integrated, means you need some arsehole to do it for you. the one on the toxic avenger just slips out.

me, earlier.

Who the fuck vacuums hardwood floors?

Get a broom, ya lazy bum.

Or a leafblower.

I just painted my bathroom walls that colour. Its called "White Petal". Or liberal snowflake or something.

For single dwellings I don't think the council can take action after 4 years anyway, at least for planning permission. Building control is probably different.

Do you even Henry?

See a Henry was top of our list, but they're a fucker to get up and down the stairs. We have 2 flights of them.

I feel you, bro... Dragging that bastard up and down the stairs at Effra Parade was annoying... We have lovely wooden floors now, I use one of those big fluffy duster things... Henry only comes out for a mammoth fluff extraction...

I was amused at the suggestion that GH had bought a Dyson.

I do love my Henry, but that ^ thing looks lethal and I must have one.

mammoth fluff extraction...

tmi