What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Pretty nice hhsrb too

100% thought he had All-City tatted on his right thigh

Cool, all the twats who come visit on the weekends can fuck off there and leave me to eat my Super Kebab in peace.

Is that Quackenboss?

This. Except that Best Kebab is better than Super Kebab.. ;)

Woah there. WOAH THERE.

I've been put off Best Kebab because they're a bit too big headed. Took my out of town mates there one weekend and they basically refused to make him a shish instead of a donner. Also they don't have garlic sauce.

Fucking hell look at these smug faced ex banker looking cunts

“They correctly identify Stoke Newington and Dalston as a kebab go-to area, and want a piece of the kebab pie.”

I want a kebab pie

TBF my reason for shunning Super Kebab (even though it's much closer to my flat) is that it always smells of lamb whenever I've been in. I HATE the smell of lamb.

Alright Clarice.

I bet they belt out a heartfelt rendition on “swing low sweet chariot”

St George was Turkish - it all fits.

Ha.. my GF works as a psychologist in a prison, she's basically Clarice..

He hasn't?

Fava beans and a nice Chianti?

kebab pie

I’ve had kebab pizza (horrible it was too, even after a skinful of ale). Does that count?

This Fanny's thing is disgusting. If there's a venn diagram of hipsterdom and (inadvertant?) white supremacy they're in it.

I might go and open a South Indian dosa shop on East Ham High St. I don't know what I'm doing, but surely I can do it better than those unhealthy forrins?

That's standard - and a high point of the UK fusion food scene.

digression warning.
"G3 8RE, home to a Glasgow takeaway and its speciality, a saveloy swaddled in strips of kebab meat then deep- fried in batter, The 'Stonner'- thus named in tribute to the local slang term for an erection- weighed in at 3 lb...." from 'you are awful but I like you' by Tim Moore
as you were

“We picked that area, we love it over there. We wanted to get involved in the food scene there,” he added on the choice of location.

What a bunch a utter shites

coolest kebab... premium kebab experience... the London Kebab scene

Fuck off you shitcunts. They're transparently on the make. A culturally sanitised kebab chain will appeal to ignorant bourgeois normo dicks and they know it.

Super Kebab is excellent. Doner in a box and build at home. I also get to make a doner lasagne with the leftovers, greasy greasy goodness.

Back on topic, haven't Nathan, Hugo and Tarquin up there noticed that "posh doner" has been a thing for years now? E. Mono, Antipliler and Kervansaray all do a hand built, shawarma style doner for 7 quid a pop.

See also Maroush and all its clones.

Yeah but they're all run by dirty forrins aren't they. How's your average middle class couple from the home counties on a tourist trip to keep it real in Hackney meant to know if they're one of the good ones?

Yes, exactly. Posh = made by white people.